Not a Haiku

Right turn. 

Walk 10 steps.

Left turn. 

Hit wall. 

Open door. 

Hit wall.

Left turn.

Fall down stairs.

Keep falling.

Keep rolling.

Exit on level G1.

Turn left.

Keep going to Laundry Room.

Turn right.

You're at the Loading Dock.

Hit wall.

Fall down 4 feet.

—Directions on how to exit my apartment, to RC

Brighten Your Day

K: I like when I accidentally hit my light when answering the phone.

K: It brings me much joy.

B: Does it brighten your day?

K: Quite.

Stereotype

[overheard ...]

B: [typing...]
 
K: racist comment here

B: omg he just said "sank you"

K: yep

B: so stereotyped

K: knew it

B: hahahahahaha