Drafts

I found this in my Gmail Drafts with no idea where it came from. I don't recall typing this up, and I have absolutely no idea what this is talking about. Dementia aside, maybe the best case scenario is that someone used my computer when I wasn't looking. Or maybe I wrote it while dreaming.

I am going to write the a note about.

Someone said that you needed something from me today. Once upon a time, there was a a wolf.......,... the somsome.overtone then she said that you need deed

Google Gmail Stickers Conversation

KEVIN: I GOT MY GOOGLE STICKERS!!!

RICKY: PICTURES

ADRIAN: SRSLY, LIKE NAO

RICKY: AGREED!

ADRIAN: Come on Kevin! How is it taking so long, STOP POST-PROCESSING SO LONG.

RICKY: i bet hes going to post it on his "blog" and make us go there so he can get some money from his silly ads :D

ADRIAN: LOL. So you got those stickers just to make money all along! What a businessman. Gah.

KEVIN: Ahahahahahaha. So stupid. This thread is going to be the blog post instead. Hahahaha. Awesome.

RICKY: What did I tell you? Useless :|

ADRIAN: Our additions to this thread will generate an incredible amount of additional ad clicks. I demand a share of the profits. You should too Ricky! WE WILL NOT BE GIPPED LIKE THIS.

(Kevin e-mails a photo of the Google stickers from the iPhone.)

RICKY: OMG, way to be mister blurry cam!

KEVIN: You know you like that.

ADRIAN: Hey now, we all love it, but I can barely read what google wrote to you!!!

One 'Fuck You' Too Many

This is the reply I got from Ricky today:

Dear Mr. Cheng,

A profanity filter has recently been placed on your account due to the numerous swear words you have been sending in your email. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Ricky's iBot aka o.O