A few night's ago I went to the store and I picked up the plainest can of soup I could find. It was small, and cheap, and I decided to have it for breakfast this morning. While I was preparing to microwave the Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup, I read the instructions on the can and it told me to add a can of water to the soup. Then (and only just then), I realized what "condensed" meant. Man . . . what a dumbass.
Yeah, it turned out too, that today was definitely not my day.